PIGEON PARTY

God I love TFL's carnival posters. I was genuinely mega happy when I saw they'd brought them back this year. Of course, it would be more realistic if the pigeon-parrot was clutching a can of Red Stripe and slipping on some rogue curried goat but hey, you can't have everything.

KRISTEN 'LI-LO' STEWART

Look at Bella - sorry - Kristen looking all sexed up for W mag! Photoshopped to fuck, granted (so much so that she bears more than a passing resemblance to flame-haired reprobate Lindsay Lohan) but whatevs, she looks hot. And that's what it's all about, right? (Right?)

 

ABIGAIL AHERN

I've found my dream lamp. Actually I haven't - my dream lamp would be a floor version of this (this is a table lamp). But it's a start. Oh Abigail Ahern, it's like you crept into my dreams and recreated something special. Yeah yeah, most people fall in love with other people - I fall in love with animal-themed homeware, a'ight?

Poodle lamp, £195, Abigail Ahern

Her pelican lamps come pretty high up on my list of 'needs' as well.

All lamps by Abigail Ahern

METRONOMY - THE BAY (EROL ALKAN'S EXTENDED REWORK)

So I already loved this but when Erol Alkan dropped it at yesterday's Field Day it sounded so goooooooooooooood. Only gripe I have is that he was on at 6pm. Whoever drew up the schedule for yesterday did a pretty shit job. Willy Mason at 12.30pm? Really? I was still eating my (second) breakfast then. Wah.

LIMA LOVE

Adriana Lima is a babe on wheels and that is all. Even with a name so similar to a dullsville boys name. LOOK AT THOSE TEEF. (If your gaze was transfixed a little lower than her teeth, there's really nothing of interest for you on the rest of my blog. Sozzles bebs.)

via Little Plastic Horses

A WOLF IN GIRL'S CLOTHING

Stumbled across this post on What's in Your Bedroom when I was wasting my life on wandering the net last night and immediately fell in love with this wolf hanger. So many of my dresses that I buy in the hope of having an occasion to wear them (WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GET MARRIED FOR FUCK'S SAKE?) would look great displayed on a wolf on my cracked bedroom wall.

This 'bedroom' is actually a display created in the window of Oxfam Dalston, by the What's in Your Bedroom blog creator Olivia Howitt. It was done last year however, so all hopes of me obtaining this wide-eyed deer are lost. Weep.