WOOL-IAM AND KATE

When a press release plopped into the office today for this bad boy, I nearly had a fit of joy.


However, what this image doesn't show (and what the image on my stupid phone which won't upload [fuck yooooooou T-Mobile] does show) is the whole extended family immortalised in wool - yes, it also includes patterns for the Queen, Phillip, Harry, Charles, Horseface and even the Corgis! Don't hyperventilate but there's also a customisable pattern so you can knit yourself into the ceremony! Oh. My.

Oh look, here comes the blushing bride and her 'so much potential but you had to be a Royal' husband!

I die. Pre-order yours now as it's not out until March. WHY, Ivy Press, whhhhhhhhhy?

Knit Your Own Royal Wedding, Fiona Goble, Ivy Press, RRP £9.99.
Released 25th March 2011.