A SQUIRREL IN A WIG

On Saturday I popped into that little market on Westgate Street in Hackney, and spying the only thing I wanted, was dismayed to find a little label around its neck saying, 'I AM NOT FOR SALE'. Why would they taunt me like that? Of course I was going to want the faux (I hope) stuffed squirrel with the 18th century wig. Yes, that's right, you heard me - a squirrel donning an 18th century headpiece. Genius. In my upset at not being able to own the critter, I didn't take a picture. But here's the closest thing I could find on Google images:

via 5 Acre Dream

I need this in my life. Holler if you see one.