FOXY LOCK-SY

I seem to spend half my time at work convincing my colleague (and dear, dear desk buddy - our computers are so close they're almost one) that she doesn't need another Mulberry bag and no, she cannot spend £1000 on a bag. And then I saw this beast and fell off my (nasty swivel) chair.

My penchant for woodland creatures combined with my fear of small bags means this oversized satchel with fox head lock (A SHITTING FOX HEAD LOCK, I DIE) is up there in my bag dreams. I don't dream in bags (or chocolate, sorry Lindor) but if I did, this bag would be lounging around seductively in them. Sadly I don't have £1,150 and even if I did, I'd have to be drunk to spend it on a bag. I'd be more likely to spend it on crisps. But still, I REALLY REALLY WANT IT. 

Mulberry Fox Lock Oversized Bag

£1,150

Pics: Mulberry, Net-a-porter