FLORAL-LEIGH JEANS

Oh God, two Topshop posts in a row, kill me. But these deserve it. They caught my eye in the Tunbridge Wells Topshop and I knew I had to have them. They're the perfect transitional Spring piece i.e. a better choice than most of the neon stuff I've been buying of late as I can actually wear them now. They're the Super Soft Ankle Grazer Leigh jeans and they really are super soft (and super tight, which is ideal when the material's so thin).

Wearing them with my black Cheap Monday jumper and clompy boots as I'm off to Mudchute today to hang out with horses. Neigh.

Moto Floral Printed Leigh, £40, Topshop

(If you look closely in the background you can see my dead-as-a-dodo coriander plant. Me and living herbs don't have a very good relationship. That one's carcass has been festering on my floor for a good month or so due to the fact I can't bring myself to chuck out yet another failed attempt at herbery. [I'm aware that's not a word.])

BAGS OF STYLE

Just found my Summer bag, dinni? Might even be big enough to stuff in a towel and some sunscreen to use as a beach bag. Nice. (Just er, need the Spring to hurry up and get here. Patience is NOT a virtue.)

Frost Plastic Backpack in Pink, £25, Topshop

JIL SANDER SLANDER

After lusting after Jil Sander's coloured maxis earlier in the year, I've been on the lookout for a more affordable version. A catwalk copy if you will. Or, to be quite truthful (I'm doing all I can to be in the 'Heaven' group when the world ends tomorrow) a blatant rip-off. 

And I finally found one. At (surprise, surprise) Topshop. I like it. It's coral. I like coral. So I'll be teaming it with a (bottled until the sun comes back full throttle) tan. Noice.

 

Skirt, £35, Topshop

NEIGH MONEY NEIGH HONEY

Since getting my beautiful purse pilfered from my bag whilst twinkling on my toes at Scrutton St warehouse last year, I haven't had the heart to replace it. (Or the cash to replace my driving licence. But that's another story.) So all my cards and coins are stored in an old, grubby zip-up...thing. I refuse to buy something unless I fall in love with it. But I might just have fallen head over heels.

I love coral.
I love horses.
I love tiny purses.
Therefore I love this:

Suede purse, £10, Topshop

As you can see, I'm a girl of simple pleasures - designer purses do nothing for me. What's the point of adding more value to something that is highly likely to get stolen/dropped when drunk? I don't want to have to cry over the demise of my super expensive purse to the lady at Nationwide when drunkenly cancelling my cards (again) at 4am, do I? 

Neigh. Neigh I don't.

MINI ME

If I had a child, I would do really cringey things like dressing them to look like me. (Yes, even if they were a boy.)

Spotted Scallop Collar Dress, £32, Topshop

Mini Peterpan Collar Dress, £18, Topshop

I would not, however, change my Facebook profile pic to a picture of them, make every status about them or think that them grabbing other people's faces on planes was 'cute'. (If you think I'm talking about you, I probably am.)

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS...

...quite a lot actually. If you feel like digging deep and making me a very happy bunny (BOOM BOOOOOOOOOOM!) then go right ahead. Send it by carrier pigeon and it'll get to me on time.


Lamp, £42, Lapin & Me


Velvet dress, £125, Topshop Boutique


Fleur Cherie eau de toilette, £32, L'Occitane


Ring, £3435 (eeek!), Gaia Repossi and Joseph Altuzarra


Mantadia rug, £75, Anthropologie


Westie, priceless, Rescue Centre

Feel free to treat me Santa!

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