SMELL LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER

If I could be anyone right now, it would be Bieber. Everything that boy touches turns to gold. He has Usher on speed dial, has millions of girls crying over his poster every night and has Selena Gomez as his hot, older girlfriend. So I don't know why I was surprised to see he'd launched a scent. Yes, a scent. What it smells like I have no idea. Probably puberty.

Ah of course, the boy can fly. Obvs.

SPA MUSIC: JUSTIN BIEBER STYLE

Wow. Some whizzkid slowed little Bieb's song 'U Smile' right down and transformed it into a dreamy little masterpiece. Close your eyes, imagine you're on a beach napping and you have a nice cold pineapple juice (with bits) next to you. Bliss, right? (I do worry that there's some sort of subliminal message hidden in the tranquility though...)



The original is here.