OWL ALWAYS LOVE YOU

via Pete Wentz

PLEASE SANTA, I'VE BIN VERY GOOD THIS YEAR

Seriously, if these bin liners weren't more over-priced than a motorway service station, I'd snap them right up. A bit of Christmas cheer for the Islington council bin men. (But mostly LOLs for me when I empty the bin.)

Christmas Pudding Bin Bags (pack of 12), £12, Urban Outfitters

WHAT DID I DO?

Lovely stuff.

FOXY LOCK-SY

I seem to spend half my time at work convincing my colleague (and dear, dear desk buddy - our computers are so close they're almost one) that she doesn't need another Mulberry bag and no, she cannot spend £1000 on a bag. And then I saw this beast and fell off my (nasty swivel) chair.

My penchant for woodland creatures combined with my fear of small bags means this oversized satchel with fox head lock (A SHITTING FOX HEAD LOCK, I DIE) is up there in my bag dreams. I don't dream in bags (or chocolate, sorry Lindor) but if I did, this bag would be lounging around seductively in them. Sadly I don't have £1,150 and even if I did, I'd have to be drunk to spend it on a bag. I'd be more likely to spend it on crisps. But still, I REALLY REALLY WANT IT. 

Mulberry Fox Lock Oversized Bag

£1,150

Pics: Mulberry, Net-a-porter

PUPPY LOVE

Meet Poppy. My brother's puppy. I love her.

CURL FRIEND

Stumbled across this pic when I was Google imaging something completely unrelated but boy, I'm glad I did. Need her hair. Her legs are also a bit 'spish' as the personal trainer in Davina McCall's workout DVDs might say.

ICONA POP

One of the joys of my job is putting together the release schedule (I lie, it's tedious, very, very tedious) but being the good girl that I am, I always Google any artist whose name I don't recognise. Just in case they're the new teen pop sensation. More often than not, they're not, but I have uncovered some absolute gems for my own personal listening. Most recent of these discoveries was Icona Pop, a Swedish popstrel whose debut Manners should be played to all teens before they embark on any kind of romantic relationship.

JAMES SORRENTINO

One of myself and my colleague's favourite past-times is to browse through the Men's board on the Select website. It's like shopping for boys. We don't do it at work so much anymore after getting caught and being called 'perverts' by one of the designers. But it's still something to do when bored (followed by looking on the Daily Mail website and filling your basket on the Urban Outfitters website then not buying any of it.) So tonight as I twiddled my thumbs, did shots of Lemsip and failed to make a cherry tart due to lack of cherries,  I found myself on the Elite Men's board. And here's who I found. Brace yourself. He's a Class A babe. HI JAMES SORRENTINO!

Swoon town. Serious.