I QUAVER AT YOUR TOUCH

I love crisps. I've been known to snort a whole family bag of Kettle Chips in the blink of an eye. And I can't be trusted with multipacks. So when I saw this Valentine's card from the funny fillies at Lazy Oaf, I almost felt like it had been made for me. Well, not for me because sending a card to myself would be pretty narcissistic and just downright weird, but you get what I mean.

To like someone almost as much as crisps is a pretty big deal. To like someone more than crisps? Well. Get me to the altar.

Card, £2.50, Lazy Oaf.