Lying in bed listening to Echo and the Bunnymen wishing I hadn't eaten my whole multipack of Crunchy Claws yesterday. Wondering if a giant bag of Wotsits will appear if I close my eyes tight enough and wish hard enough? I want to stay in bed and watch Keeping Mum so if someone could go to Sainsbury's for me and come back with at least toothpaste, Quorn escalopes and some artichokes in oil for my aubergine gratin that'd be great. I could also do with a Bun Laden from Fergburger. Oh, Ferg. Oh, Queenstown. Oh fries with aioli.
Oh, and if I could have this girl's clothes and jewellery collection, that'd be great.